"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country
Umm can we talk about Carrie Underwood’s dress right now?
I dind’t even watch the grammys and I am obsessed with this dress.
I do not give a shit about the Grammys and I give even less of a shit about Carrie Underwood, but holy shit that dress. That’s fucking MAGIC.
yo how did the guys from ice age survive long enough like the time between the end of the ice age and the beginnings of continental drift are literally millions of years apart like are they all immortal
yo how did the guys from ice age survive long enough like the time between the end of the ice age and the beginnings of continental drift are literally millions of years apart like are they all immortal
These guys don’t know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes.
The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like “Yo! Stripes!” And the red guy started nodding and was like “striiiiiiiiiipes”
Boys are fucking weird
im laughign because apparently when i was born, my mom was just like “oh my water broke okay hold up lemme call the doctor” and she called the doctor and the doctor was like omg COME IN NOW YOUR HAVING A BABY and then my mom and dad were like yo ok be right there but then they stopped and had breakfast at an ihop for like two hours
my mom literally procrastinated on my birth so she could have a stack of god damn pancakes
stability
hotboyproblems
just got my first boner
Congratulations
thanks it was hard
